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PosOnderwerp: VASTECTOMY   VASTECTOMY EmptyWed Jun 09, 2010 3:14 pm

Vasectomies

After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn't want to have any more children...

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but
that it was expensive. (For people staying in Brakpan, paying more than
R50 for anything other than booze, car accessories or a sound system, is
expensive).

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry
bomb (fireworks are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10! The man said :
' Aag, yinne, I maait not be de cleverest oke in the wurlt, but I dussin
see how putting a cherrie borm in a beer can, next to my ear, is going
to help me. '

' Trust me, ' said the doctor...

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: ' Wun, twooo, freee,
forrr, faaaiife, ' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand...

This procedure also works in: Vereeniging, Vanderbijlpark, Springs,
Bronkhorstspruit, Primrose, Eastgate, Carltonville, Orkney, Randfontein,
Brits, Alberton,Boksburg ....



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